illusions

There was a strong, cold, damp breeze blowing this morning. It went straight through my clothes and made me shiver. My mind went through some quick calculations. Where else do I feel this wet and freezing cold early in the morning? Oh, we must be at the beach! I suddenly tasted my traditional cinnamon bears, swore I could smell neoprene on my skin and quickly switched to Weezer on my headphones. But alas, I was not going surfing. I was not about to wax my sweet ride. I was going to the office. Booooo. Depression sets in.